OREGON

 (ACCORDING TO JEFF FOXWORTHY)
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Oregon.  
 
If you've worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Oregon.  
 
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Oregon.  
 
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Oregon.  
 
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Oregon.
 
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in Oregon.
 
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat, you live in Oregon.  
 
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Oregon.

If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live in Oregon. 
 
If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in Oregon.
 
If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal, you live in Oregon.

If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live in Oregon.
 
If you know how to pronounce Umpqua, Coquille, Tsiltcoos, Siuslaw, Yachats, Alsea, Yaquina, Siletz, Woahink and Willamette, you live in Oregon.
 
If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in Oregon.
 
If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you live in Oregon.
  
If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live in Oregon.
 
If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time, you live in Oregon. 

NOW, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO LIVE HERE?